If it doesn't kill you, I will

Autumn bleh

2011-10-31T15:00:00.000+01:00

You know when imagination sucks? When it works too good. When you read some romantic fanfic. When there's crappy weather outside and all the Cosmo magazines say you should be depressed. And I'm this close to start writing here sth new.

Baking with cloudi

2011-05-13T20:47:00.000+02:00

Yesterday (after sitting for 40 minutes in a traffic jam) I was extremely hungry and on my way from the bus stop I went to buy some snack. By coincidence the nearest shop had croissants in their offer. I took, I paid, I went. But when I was ñoming it I thought that it would be nice to put something into it. For example... spinach! Effect of my work - below. I must say it's very yummy :3

Rant post

2011-04-20T21:58:00.000+02:00

Uwaga. Miałam dzisiaj bardzo zły dzień. Będzie jazgot. Prawdopodobnie bezsensowny. Czytanie i późniejsze auto-wnerwy na własną odpowiedzialność. Ale od początku... CZY (WAS) JUŻ WSZYSTKICH DOSZCZĘTNIE POPIERDOLIŁO?! Ekstremizmy zaczęły się panoszyć w te i nazad. Takie nowe hobby współczesnych ludzi. Drugim jest uważanie, że ma się monopol na prawdę i światopogląd wszystkich ludzi. Otóż moi

Real and fake friends meme

2011-01-25T12:08:00.001+01:00

Somewhere I found this meme to repost about real and fake friends. Some quotes were as cliche as Charlie the unicorn is pink and peachy. But few really got my attention and I say those are so true... Truth #1 Fake friends: Never ask for food. Real friends: Are the reason you have no food. Though I must admit that whenever I asked them what to buy for breakfast (if they stay for the night) they

Snowstorms, frost - "everything what tigers like the best*"

2010-12-28T16:14:00.001+01:00

In the last 2-3 weeks we had lots of snow falling from the sky. Effect is that if you want to drive somewhere you have to dig out your car first. Actually it's not that bad. In the last 2 days I saw few trucks taking out piles of snow, so one doesn't have to walk in the streets any more. Anyway... I went for a walk around my neighbourhood to look for cars "parked until spring." Picture below

Luck, tour de world and festivals

2010-12-01T15:42:00.002+01:00

Random conversation today. Though I think this conversation started with the subject of my company, then we change it to "pregnancy" and just before this thing below - mobile phones. you know what I checked Tae's profile for fun and I was reading some entries for fun and gosh I understand those! O_O that's terrible :D no shit

Boli blog - the heat eased off

2010-11-30T15:53:00.000+01:00

We have a Polish comic website. Very good, yet often for people over 18 (sex, drugs, boobs and rock'n'roll). So you have to be over that magical age to see it. Translated version below. Found at boli blog.

RIP Leslie Nielsen

2010-11-29T09:35:00.000+01:00

When I came to work I had an idea for a note to be posted, but then I checked twitter and saw the trending topic about Leslie Nielsen. Why Mondays have to suck so much? :/ Mr. Nielsen's comedies were the best and always made me laugh. Even though for me he will be Lt. Frank Drebin I will enjoy discovering his other roles, those more and less serious. Mr. Nielsen, wherever you are, I hope

Not corpirate conversations

2010-11-19T13:48:00.000+01:00

Conversation that took place few minutes ago with the biggest music geek I know. "Hey, you're listening to "Northern" music, right? Because I have this band called Valravn and I don't know if I 'stole' it from you. They are fucking awesome." "Nope. I can't remember. што ето?" I asked and looked for one of their songs on youtube. "Hey, they are quite nice. Where are they from?" "Denmark.

Corporate conversations

2010-11-18T14:08:00.000+01:00

Since I have too much to do 1) and nothing to write about 2) I'm gonna upload today some conversations that took place today or not so long ago. Corporate conversations #1 "Do you know when people get the best ideas? During cigarette break or in toilette." "And that's why you're not allowed to smoke in bathrooms, you could solve all problems." Corporate conversations #2 P. is talking through

La la la la

2010-10-18T13:40:00.000+02:00

I was supposed to write about some nice Norwegian ska concert I have been to. Trying to be smart and witty I wanted to put lyrics from one of the Scandinavian anthems. And I ended watching those. You know what... I know flags that are prettier than Polish. Countries who have more magnificent history than we do. But we fracking beat everyone when it comes to anthems. Now let's follow to my

No? Really?!

2010-09-30T15:33:00.000+02:00

Today I'm going to pretend a psychologist. Or sociologist. And this means I'm gonna state obvious things, just because I have too much free time. You see... My friend is getting married, this Saturday to be exact. She's been busy lately, so have I, so you can assume we weren't meeting as often as with our other (different) group of friends. However about 2h I got a text message with an

Pura Energía, Puro Chile

2010-09-22T15:04:00.002+02:00

I have no idea how many times I said this today, but... I FELL IN LOVE WITH THESE VIDS. I have no idea who came up with such great visualisations, but I'm still astonished. It's really worth watching in HD. And those fireworks... Even Disney stays behind with their animation.

Encantada!

2010-09-15T19:10:00.001+02:00

I like learning languages. It's useful, fun, looks nice in CV, but most of all - you don't have to watch films with subtitles. My newest goal is to know Spanish, one of the reasons being those few Chileans spamming my twitter or facebook. And I don't like not understanding things that pop up in my face. I'm a lazy person and since I lately had to do an audiobook advert, I tried this form of

The scariest films of the decade

2010-09-08T15:26:00.000+02:00

One of Polish websites (a very virtual one) made a gallery of "Top10 scariest films of the decade." As I'm lately in the horror business I allowed myself to comment about those. So here we go! 10. [REC] (2007) Why? Why?! It's deserves a place in the Top3! I must admit that it's one of the best horrors I've seen in years (but the Spanish version; quoting "American remakes change horrors into

The Descent

2010-08-18T15:01:00.001+02:00

Horror film are lately my thing. First I saw The Fourth Kind and now The Descent part I & II. So first a quick introduction. Parts I & II are like a continued story. In the first part we have this opening scene: 3 gals go rafting (or canoeing). Risk - this is something they love. At the end of the river awaits husband of one of them with their little daughter. Kiss, kiss, laugh, everyone is

Where did the manners go?

2010-08-08T00:57:00.000+02:00

You know... I must admit that most of guys among my friends are gentlemen. It's not about letting a girl go first through the door, allowing her to sit in a bus, just... being a modern knight in a shinning armour. However in the last few days or weeks I've seen examples that some are either morons or don't give a **** about good manners. What pissed me off lately? At work we have two interns.

"I want to believe"

2010-08-04T11:25:00.001+02:00

Be warned - this is a long entry. Since I was this little I watched sci-fi shows. Be it The X-Files, SG-1 or Psi-Factor - I really loved those shows about aliens coming from the outer-space. I also watched some freaky show which told about ghosts, already mentioned aliens and Nazis and their secret bunkers where they've hidden treasures. And those stories really gave me goosebumps. I couldn't

Get inspired, but do not copy

2010-07-29T16:01:00.000+02:00

From time to time I have a website to design. One of my current projects pro publico bono (which means more less that doing this for free) is a website for a small parish. It's located in the country, so I can't do anything fancy like corporate web 2.0 blogs. This website has to have a specific style. And here is also where my adventure begins. Let's be frank - 90% of us won't be another

Un blob CSS (and some summer rant)

2010-07-19T13:37:00.002+02:00

Smashing Magazine (my 2nd favourite lecture these days; I have nothing to do at work most of the time) released an article about what wonders you can do with CSS3. WONDERS, seriously. I can't wait to use that piece of teh interwebs, but the things is... that I don't think it will be soon. What I found the cute was this Blob. JS + CSS3 = "Woo! I can play with this for hours." Like a truly

The day I wore a dress

2010-06-30T14:42:00.000+02:00

This may look silly as a subject to write, but this is seriously epic for me. Out of a whim I decided to wear a dress today. Not the best for me, but with some accessories this looks good. And as most of you already assume I don't wear this piece of wardrobe too often. Last time my friends had the chance to see me in this particular dress was in 2008 (I remember because it was The Dark Knight's

Sexy girls, anyone?

2010-06-18T15:13:00.002+02:00

For the last 2h, me and my paszczak (my beloved Jus who doesn't know that there are two Korean teams) are sitting and looking for hot girls. I mean hot, so hot that we would drool and decided that we both are at least bi. And... nothing. 2h of searching, asking guys for advice and nothing. Apart from finding few really cute girls ♥ and me picking mostly lesbians*, I must say that: Jus and I

(Almost) family conversations #2

2010-06-17T14:28:00.000+02:00

As we all know during office hours in this time of year A.D. 2010 we're watching the World Cup working very hard. In this very moment Argentina is winning with South Korea 2:0. Just after the 2nd goal my friend wrote me a text message. Oh, there are gonna be work camps for someone... Honey, it's not that Korea. Fuck ;D There are 2 Korean teams at the World Cup? Yup.

Europe - I love you so very much!

2010-05-31T19:21:00.003+02:00

I fall in love with this place more and more with every single day. Each country is weird (some even very much), crazy and charming in its own way. And I just can't stop smiling when I see this: Ukraine in 5:05! And check this out! This girl makes the best comics I've ever seen.

Here comes the rain again

2010-05-20T15:40:00.000+02:00

Come to think of it I must say that last week was shitty. Nothing big and bad happened, but lots of small things just decided to make my life miserable. And the snowball effect started. I'm in the mood. What does "the" mean? That I don't care. I don't care that someone (a friend) is upset with me, I lose willingness to talk to people with whom I really enjoy conversations and I'm detached (in my

Me is s0cial h4ckin'

2010-05-12T21:20:00.002+02:00

I have to admit - I am a stalker. I like to look what kind of things I can find around the web. Also this includes some tricks with so called "Joomla! features." But let's say I'm more advanced user and I know what and where to look. Anyway... In my company we're looking for new people to hire. It's a funny process from the definition. I especially loved letter from one guy who wrote it in male

Family conversation #1

2010-05-08T13:17:00.000+02:00

My sister sent me a text message. She asked if I'm coming for tomorrow's dinner at her place which, for your information, is our little custom for the last... 6 years? Or so? As I love these silly rethoric questions asked by her I picked up the phone and called her: Yes? No, I went to Australia*... Hell knows with your ideas. So I understand you're coming? Yup.

When a disabled (when it comes to games) child starts to play with PS2

2010-04-29T21:03:00.001+02:00

a jellyfish defeated me in a life-death combat? yeah [*] Finally I can play Final Fantasy X (forgive me the lame pun). After lots of adventures like: not having a working TV in AV mode, taking console to friend's place (who has a working TV), yet forgetting to actually pack the games, borrowing a TV from friends, yet not borrowing an adapter so the cinch cables

2010-04-12T15:12:00.000+02:00

I'm tired. I'm seriously tired, because of this mourning. Yet it's not because of the tv coverage or the fact that people talk about it the whole time. Believe it or not - I think this is needed. Either as a psychology mass-treatment or by finding out why this accident occurred. I haven't lost anyone in that plane crush. But my friend did. And it's devastating enough to see someone who is always

Quote of the day

2010-03-16T20:52:00.000+01:00

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head. And yes, I'm back! After Olympics, few gigs, exam session and few other things.

Kids, you should learn foreign languages

2010-02-12T20:19:00.001+01:00

This totally made my day. Today and yesterday in fact. I was asked to write birthday wishes in Norwegian. I did something simple ("Happy birthday! I wish you everything what you can dream of and lots of more. Have a f**king good day."), gave it to my friend so she could forward it to the b-day man. Later my friend called him and delivered wishes again. The guy was totally shocked that she wrote

Super Bowl Ads

2010-02-08T12:49:00.000+01:00

This just killed me (Megan Fox & Motorola): And I want to see this film so much (Alice in Wonderland): More ads here (Mashable).

iPad my ass

2010-01-27T22:35:00.006+01:00

Everyone got excited about iPad (now that we know how it's named). Even I watched live broadcast from presentation. So here are is some quick random review from what I've seen. It's damn disappointing. I'm not an Apple fanboy (or fangirl), but I was really looking forward to see that piece of equipment. Especially since some mockup photos were really pretty. There is one more fake photo I

Whining day today

2010-01-22T22:49:00.000+01:00

Gosh... I'm so tired -_-' I can't remember when was the last time I slept 6h or more. This week I had 7 (yes, seven) tests and next week looks like there are another 5 to come. And then just exams. Considering I'll have to write two tests again, because I had an option: learn for one enough to pass and ignore the other or fail at both, next 2-3 weeks look entertaining as hell... And there comes

if someone makes you so angry...

2010-01-19T09:09:00.001+01:00

My new wallpaper at work. Because old one was getting boring. And I'm looking for another one to put on Антон's* desktop. Picture found @http://sawb.soup.io/post/40835212/If-someone-make-you-so-angry *my charming notebook has a pretty name

Bo liczy się tylko "pierdolnięcie i elektro"

2010-01-13T23:36:00.000+01:00

I know the title is in Polish, but I just have no idea how to translate this to English. However you may understand the meaning by looking at my playlist which goes on for the last few hours. And now it's time for Bollywood songs.

The Knife cuts my mind with an opera

2010-01-07T12:20:00.002+01:00

Oh my God... Oh my God... Oh my God... Oh my God... I got this today: The mp3 of Colouring of Pigeons is also available on soundcloud.com . I'm listening to it for the n-th time today and hell knows how long it will last on loop. I don't remember when was the last time when I was this catatonic because of a song*. I can't wait for the DVD. Or even better: I can't wait to see that opera

This year I promise that...

2010-01-06T21:35:00.005+01:00

So today I was sitting at work trying to motivate myself to do anything. With few additional adventures (hello there marketing department) I decided that it would be the best to find some dance/electronic music with steady beat. This way I could wake up and maybe do that work that had to be done. Usually in such cases I play Infected Mushroom but I'm a little bit fed up with their songs at the

Fàilte gu Alba - part 1

2009-12-23T21:52:00.001+01:00

Over a month ago I had the pleasure of visiting UK again in the last 4 months. This time it was Scoooootland! Saturday, 14th of November I had to wake up at 4AM. Jesus... I'm not sure if anyone is up at this hour. Apart from kids on PCP who are coming back from the clubs. As I mentioned few times I'm a lucky bastard who is loved by her friends enough to ask (and receive) a lift to the airport

Snow for sale

2009-12-18T18:57:00.005+01:00

Don't get me wrong. Winter is my second favourite season. It would be first but living in this country has few disadvantages connected to this time of year. So yesterday is started to snow. And I mean real snow not this "wet white piece of s**t which melts within 30 seconds." This time the temperature was below 0°C (32°F) for the last few days. To be more accurate it was somewhere between -5°C (

Procrastination, oh how I adore thee

2009-12-14T18:55:00.000+01:00

I should be reading the articles for the tomorrow's presentation right now. Instead I'm behaving like Bernard in this video. Though I do not plan calling my mother. Yet... I even started writing during classes about my trip to Scotland which was like a month ago. As soon as I get the missing pictures I promise to post that. Unfortunately I have few projects to finish, mid-term and other things

Sandman, tell me your secrets

2009-08-22T09:31:00.005+02:00

Have you ever wondered why you can't sleep with opened eyes? When I have my eyes opened I can often see floaters, so today out of curiosity I closed my wonderful devices of sight and tried to observe if I can still see those. So technically speaking eyes don't "shut down" when you close eyelids. The question is why do you need to close eyes in order to get sleep. Or rather why the shutters fall

Oh the United States of America

2009-08-19T14:19:00.002+02:00

I'm playing http://www.purposegames.com/game/states-of-the-usa-quiz the moment. And I must say: it is a wicked idea to put the state Washington on the other coast then city Washington.

Because people speak not only in English

2009-06-06T16:48:00.001+02:00

Learning foreign languages is kind of fun. For those who of course have right amount of masochism flowing in their veins, to remember tons of grammar rules, vocabulary or punctuation. So let's start from the end. Punctuation. A pain in the... even in my mother tongue. But when I had my small encounter with Spanish and Norwegian, I understood that it isn't that bad here and other nations are more

All you kids in the US

2009-05-29T13:51:00.005+02:00

Have you ever tried to do something like this?And by "this" I mean reprogramming sign as the one above? Apparently it's quite easy. All you need is get your hands on the controller, write default password (if it's changed, resetting it takes 2-3 seconds) and be creative.Today (and yesterday, for the record) at my University takes place Infoshare conference. Long story short - bunch of geeks meet

7 random facts about me

2009-05-27T17:37:00.005+02:00

I have dark blond hair. Or bright brown. However during summer its colour changes to real blond. During autumn my hair turns dark brown - red.Being a procrastinator helped me to develop this superhero power of doing 5 or 6 things in the same time.You can call me synaesthetic, which means more less that while looking at word "however" I can smell fresh peas. At 2 a.m. In the middle of