Tuesday, 16 March 2010

Quote of the day

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head.


And yes, I'm back! After Olympics, few gigs, exam session and few other things.

Friday, 12 February 2010

Kids, you should learn foreign languages

This totally made my day. Today and yesterday in fact.

I was asked to write birthday wishes in Norwegian. I did something simple ("Happy birthday! I wish you everything what you can dream of and lots of more. Have a f**king good day."), gave it to my friend so she could forward it to the b-day man. Later my friend called him and delivered wishes again. The guy was totally shocked that she wrote the first ones in Norwegian. Knowing my friend's knowledge of his mother tongue he suspected his wife to be the collaborator.

"No, she didn't help me."
"Then how? What dictionary or translator you used?"
"None. I asked someone to write it for me."
"And there are Norwegian letters in it too!"
"Magic of copy-paste."
"Then tell her she knows Norwegian really good."

Believe me, this is a huge morale boost (seriously). After 2 years of learning this language I'm good enough to write 3 simple sentences and I know how to curse (yet understanding that article about swearing in Norwegian was a real pain)!

However the best part of the story happened today. Apparently sister of that Norwegian saw those wishes as those were posted on Facebook. As soon as she did, with a big "wtf" she called him asking if my friend started to learn their language. Because you see... my friend is known for being able to repeat one word in Norwegian and from what I've heard she's very reluctant to learn more ;)

And I must say - it's nice to cause a small stir like that :)

Monday, 8 February 2010

Super Bowl Ads

This just killed me (Megan Fox & Motorola):




And I want to see this film so much (Alice in Wonderland):



More ads here (Mashable).

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

iPad my ass

Everyone got excited about iPad (now that we know how it's named). Even I watched live broadcast from presentation. So here are is some quick random review from what I've seen.

Friday, 22 January 2010

Whining day today

Gosh... I'm so tired -_-' I can't remember when was the last time I slept 6h or more. This week I had 7 (yes, seven) tests and next week looks like there are another 5 to come. And then just exams. Considering I'll have to write two tests again, because I had an option: learn for one enough to pass and ignore the other or fail at both, next 2-3 weeks look entertaining as hell...

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

if someone makes you so angry...

My new wallpaper at work. Because old one was getting boring. And I'm looking for another one to put on Антон's* desktop.



Picture found @http://sawb.soup.io/post/40835212/If-someone-make-you-so-angry


*my charming notebook has a pretty name

Wednesday, 13 January 2010

Bo liczy się tylko "pierdolnięcie i elektro"

I know the title is in Polish, but I just have no idea how to translate this to English. However you may understand the meaning by looking at my playlist which goes on for the last few hours.



And now it's time for Bollywood songs.