Tuesday, 28 December 2010

Snowstorms, frost - "everything what tigers like the best*"

In the last 2-3 weeks we had lots of snow falling from the sky. Effect is that if you want to drive somewhere you have to dig out your car first.


Actually it's not that bad. In the last 2 days I saw few trucks taking out piles of snow, so one doesn't have to walk in the streets any more.

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

Luck, tour de world and festivals

Random conversation today. Though I think this conversation started with the subject of my company, then we change it to "pregnancy" and just before this thing below - mobile phones.

<cloudi> you know what
<cloudi> I checked Tae's profile
<cloudi> for fun
<cloudi> and I was reading some entries for fun
<cloudi> and gosh
<cloudi> I understand those! O_O
<kubuś> that's terrible :D
<cloudi> no shit! :3
<kubuś> chill
<kubuś> soon it will turn out that I'm parler-ing French better than English
<kubuś> and you're hablar-ing Spanish better than inglés
<cloudi> unfortunately no, my dear watson
<cloudi> my English is still better than Spanish
<cloudi> yet!
<kubuś> just for now! :D
<cloudi> methinks that Spanish is getting closer to my Norwegian XD
<kubuś> oh get your self some friends from Norge and not only from the land of miners and earthquakes
<cloudi> chill
<cloudi> when I will get to the stage
<cloudi> where I'm speaking with people from there who don't understand English
<cloudi> then we will start worrying ;]
<kubuś> :D
<cloudi> but hell...
<cloudi> with my luck
<cloudi> I will land some day in Chile
<kubuś> permanently!
<kubuś> :D
<cloudi> and there's gonna be an earthquake
<kubuś> 9,5 :D
<cloudi> I tell you!
<kubuś> no problem, I will go for a rescue then!
<cloudi> with my luck?
<kubuś> unless there's gonna be Open'er*
<cloudi> aww :3
<kubuś> or Coke*
<cloudi> sure
<kubuś> or Selector*
<kubuś> :D
<cloudi> there are priorities
<kubuś> yup.

I will never have normal friends.

*If you ever thought you knew definition of "fanaticism," you probably never heard Kubuś speaking about Alter Art's festivals.

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

Boli blog - the heat eased off

We have a Polish comic website. Very good, yet often for people over 18 (sex, drugs, boobs and rock'n'roll). So you have to be over that magical age to see it.

Translated version below.

Monday, 29 November 2010

RIP Leslie Nielsen

When I came to work I had an idea for a note to be posted, but then I checked twitter and saw the trending topic about Leslie Nielsen. Why Mondays have to suck so much? :/

Mr. Nielsen's comedies were the best and always made me laugh. Even though for me he will be Lt. Frank Drebin I will enjoy discovering his other roles, those more and less serious.



Mr. Nielsen, wherever you are, I hope you're making others laugh as you made with the film above just few seconds ago :)

Friday, 19 November 2010

Not corpirate conversations

Conversation that took place few minutes ago with the biggest music geek I know.

"Hey, you're listening to "Northern" music, right? Because I have this band called Valravn and I don't know if I 'stole' it from you. They are fucking awesome."
"Nope. I can't remember. што ето?" I asked and looked for one of their songs on youtube. "Hey, they are quite nice. Where are they from?"
"Denmark. Something else than your beloved Norway. I have to look through my events, because I must have found them somewhere..."
"You know... 'You're listening to Northern music' sounds very amusing when I have Buraka Som Sistema on my speakers."

Thursday, 18 November 2010

Corporate conversations

Since I have too much to do 1) and nothing to write about 2) I'm gonna upload today some conversations that took place today or not so long ago.

Corporate conversations #1
"Do you know when people get the best ideas? During cigarette break or in toilette."
"And that's why you're not allowed to smoke in bathrooms, you could solve all problems."

Corporate conversations #2
P. is talking through phone and trying to sell an advert to his client.
"We can sell you a spot on our service Woman. I'm sure those cleaning brooms are going to be a hit there!" he said with this gross laughter like a frog.
"Yeah, sure. And why not put it in the category 'sex' or 'erotic'." I mumbled.
"And if you click through this website there are subcategories 'sex' and 'beauty'."

Corporate conversations #3
Phone rings, aka picks it up.
"Hey, are you sitting in room 102 now?" asks some dude.
"Yes. Why do you ask?"
"And are you listening to some weird music now?" dude continues interrogation.
"Well... Just now Ślązak and before that Forfiter and Gorrilaz."
"And could you turn the volume a little bit down? Because our lamps are falling into resonance..."

1) I even had an idea what to do today, but software said "no no."
2) I have no flow to write anything nice.

Monday, 18 October 2010

La la la la

I was supposed to write about some nice Norwegian ska concert I have been to. Trying to be smart and witty I wanted to put lyrics from one of the Scandinavian anthems. And I ended watching those.

You know what... I know flags that are prettier than Polish. Countries who have more magnificent history than we do. But we fracking beat everyone when it comes to anthems.