Tuesday 30 November 2010

Boli blog - the heat eased off

We have a Polish comic website. Very good, yet often for people over 18 (sex, drugs, boobs and rock'n'roll). So you have to be over that magical age to see it.

Translated version below.

Monday 29 November 2010

RIP Leslie Nielsen

When I came to work I had an idea for a note to be posted, but then I checked twitter and saw the trending topic about Leslie Nielsen. Why Mondays have to suck so much? :/

Mr. Nielsen's comedies were the best and always made me laugh. Even though for me he will be Lt. Frank Drebin I will enjoy discovering his other roles, those more and less serious.



Mr. Nielsen, wherever you are, I hope you're making others laugh as you made with the film above just few seconds ago :)

Friday 19 November 2010

Not corpirate conversations

Conversation that took place few minutes ago with the biggest music geek I know.

"Hey, you're listening to "Northern" music, right? Because I have this band called Valravn and I don't know if I 'stole' it from you. They are fucking awesome."
"Nope. I can't remember. што ето?" I asked and looked for one of their songs on youtube. "Hey, they are quite nice. Where are they from?"
"Denmark. Something else than your beloved Norway. I have to look through my events, because I must have found them somewhere..."
"You know... 'You're listening to Northern music' sounds very amusing when I have Buraka Som Sistema on my speakers."

Thursday 18 November 2010

Corporate conversations

Since I have too much to do 1) and nothing to write about 2) I'm gonna upload today some conversations that took place today or not so long ago.

Corporate conversations #1
"Do you know when people get the best ideas? During cigarette break or in toilette."
"And that's why you're not allowed to smoke in bathrooms, you could solve all problems."

Corporate conversations #2
P. is talking through phone and trying to sell an advert to his client.
"We can sell you a spot on our service Woman. I'm sure those cleaning brooms are going to be a hit there!" he said with this gross laughter like a frog.
"Yeah, sure. And why not put it in the category 'sex' or 'erotic'." I mumbled.
"And if you click through this website there are subcategories 'sex' and 'beauty'."

Corporate conversations #3
Phone rings, aka picks it up.
"Hey, are you sitting in room 102 now?" asks some dude.
"Yes. Why do you ask?"
"And are you listening to some weird music now?" dude continues interrogation.
"Well... Just now Ślązak and before that Forfiter and Gorrilaz."
"And could you turn the volume a little bit down? Because our lamps are falling into resonance..."

1) I even had an idea what to do today, but software said "no no."
2) I have no flow to write anything nice.